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Differences between friends & best friends

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it afterwards
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
 You know who you is ;)

Apr 30th

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What's the craziest thing you've done when you...

the craziest thing ive ever done drunk was probably making out with someone in the club. ok that’s all i can say since this is public babe! HAHAHA. crazy question. you just had to ask you know..

Apr 29th

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What's the furthest place you've ever traveled to?

ugghh… i guess AUSSIE?? yea.. itll take you somewhere 6 to 8 hrs by plane. that’s the farthest in terms of distance and my very first plane ride :D but travel time, i would say BANAUE!!!! i never wanna go back there,. its an amazing place but bus travel will kill you took us almost 12 hrs BUS! you just had to ask you know..

Apr 29th

Cat Power | Wonderwall (Oasis Cover)

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The advantage of being a Prince

helloitsairene: abiposadas: is that you get to smile or giggle even as the queen passes by. Harry flushing and giggling William trying to stop himself from smiling.. Aww this is cute! Mother-sons inside jokes, I guess.

Apr 29th

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Prince Harry and the HALF-BALD PRINCE!!!

hahahaha OMG. mean/

Apr 28th

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Watch

heyjoeyboy: AJ Perez’ last television appearance and considered to be his curtain call. Watch the hearthwarming episode of Maalaala Mo Kaya this Saturday, April 30. wow. got goosebumbs all over.. what a waste of talent. you’ll be remembered aj.

Apr 28th

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once an asshole always an asshole

wow you really were an asshole.. your girlfriend is bugging me MR., sagutin mo daw calls niya wag mong cinacancel! wag mo daw siya taguan sabi niya. kawawa naman oh.. desperada na at ako na kinukulit. akala ako nanaman pinapansin mo. geezz dont do that to your girl, if you dont want her anymore at least tell her, dont leave her hangin’ i still remember her being so insecure about me, she...

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“Giving birth can be a slow and painful process. Yet women have been doing it for...”

– BB Horoscope. i hope.. please please be good to me.. :(

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Apr 23rd

“Be vulnerable but stay away from where it hurts.”

– John Mayer (via johnmayersays)

Apr 23rd

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evr heard of #SleepChopping, thats me rytnw w/ ze...

i hope i find an easter egg for this. :]

Apr 23rd

Add your name next to your birthday and reblog.... →

fredikefred: January 1 - January 2 - January 3 - January 4 -Alyssa. http//vampalexa.tumblr.com/ Jorge http://jorge4195.tumblr.com January 5 - January 6 - January 7 -Ericha thesummerscene.tumblr.com January 8 -Zach http://theonewhohauntsherdreams.tumblr.com/ January 9 - January 10 - January 11 - January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - kayla http://kaylawendy.tumblr.com/ January 15...

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“Have you noticed that things you want or need are starting to fall into your lap...”

– BB Horoscope, ohhhh thank you universe. :) i really needed some of that lovin’. im seeing my friends, so i hope tonight is a good night :) “Are strange mix-ups or miscommunications straightening themselves out?” - i dont think this is happening.. its the opposite :|

Apr 22nd